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Re: My worst birthday yet
"I can't believe how much my jaw is dropping" the lady people in churches everywhere will comment internally in their whispers to God. "If only I was painted like he would be if he were a painting," the men write in their journals at night. You don't even listen to them, as you're too busy running naked through moonlit forests. The only thing you listen to now is your brand new awe-producer slap slap slapping against your legs, like the sound of water lapping against the banks of a river that is about to flood and kill entire villages. www.i-regret-everything-but-this-choice.c |
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Re: From me piramid in your pants
Eat a strip and be like a egyptian god! http://www.tiacgroup.net/v/ |
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iimagine yoourself as a Macho!
Nothing better than baconsword and sourcake i' subtle inexplicable way which women have. Yes, broke and swelled up and rolled away into the i mean, you must help us when you're ready. |
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Dear Sir. All I'm saying is, imagine the Queen returned to the castle and they didn't raise the flag. Can you imagine that? There'd be outrage. And rightly so. The queen would think it was becuase you didn't love her, we'd lose faith in her and ultimately society would crumble without her subtle rule. All because the flag didn't get raised for the queen. All I'm asking is that you think about that. Make a cup of tea, and have a good think about that. www.ERECT-THAT-FLAG.com |
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Couldn't Love Be More Like TV?
Hello Sir. I know you stare at photos of distant glaxies for hours and feel both elated and sad. This has something to do with your penis. SuccessPump2000 www.my_my_surely_not.com |
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Cyalis, Vyagra and Levytra at Bargain Prices - We Have It All! orders's discount.
Become the master of the bedroom with this new weapon. Gengis Kan can only dream of eating his heart out this many times in one night. Call her at work and tell her the news: take me to your leader, your extensive tool belongs in a museum. |
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I wanted to cause pain, suffering, and humiliation.
Show them all your longest tool, do not keep it inside. She will groan poems in your workshop. Finally you can show off your male skills with the enhanced tools of a fine craft man. Now whose laughing. |
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re: excel spreadsheet
weeping with excitment she will enjoy your tangible cannon into her love cavern, centimeters become inches! friends swoon |
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very literal penis poem
The penis gets erect during sexual stimulation when increased blood flows to the penis resulting from relaxation of penile arteries and corpus cavernosal smooth muscle. This is due to the release of nitric oxide (NO) from nerve terminals and endothelial cells which in turn leads to the synthesis of cGMP in smooth muscle cells. |
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Re: That tear stained letter you left on my desk
"This is simply precious," she'll comment loudly, pointing at your expansive portfolio. "This is a truck, you are a highway" you ask her back. FOR TRUE! ScandleSachets - www.bungalow_of_love.com |
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RE: fax contract ASAP
Financial butterfly unfolds around tower in the jungle. Her song will bring the river. You can be indian Jones. |
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Re: Skiiing Last June
His 5 meat sticks wrapped around her 5 meat sticks and they strolled on down the path, whilst the birds ate eachothers hearts out Troo Luv Pills - www.nudetruths.com |
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Re: I'm not sure you meant to send that
She will exclaim "Finally" when your new beacon is unveiled to the waiting critics Sexy Drops - www.liquidcassanova.com |
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Re: meeting with accounts postponed
Imagine her face would light up in bed like it did that summer, when you saw unexpected goat on your walk Get things - www.pants_of_glory.com |
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Re: That knocking sound
Make your weeping uncle join the army and become a truth beam Pills that explode it: www.peenypower.com |
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Re: Realise Your Heart
Ladies do double takes when they eye your new flesh wolf running out the forest Buy a bucket of P3n15 - www.boompacks.com |
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RE: Harder, Longer, thicker
There's no use having flashy cars and flashy clothes if what lies beneath all that is not 9 inches long |
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RE: I'm addicted to sex
Women eat their heart out when they see my crazy sized huge brother in my pants! |
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